In this episode:
Hacksaw drops in; Jay doesn’t want to talk about politics . . . lays out his policies should he run for President, which includes thinning the herd; apocalypse preppers who play Farmville; are things really that bad?; bachelor parties and motorized vehicles do not mix; once again, frogs and chimps masturbating; and the safety of the choke over other non-lethal force.
“The end result of this, eventually, is just going to be catastrophic social failure, followed by mass extinction, followed by just anarchy, and then pure beauty.”